Student blog about classes and life at The Jacob School.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Revelations of a New School

~Michael S.

The solstice has elapsed; this conclave of learning begins to experience totality and singularity, as adornments and staples required for the absorption of knowledge are situated. We’ve affixed the computers to their respective crèches, introduced various divans, chattels, and tomes of information, and are finalizing the embellishment. I’ve been harmonizing the computers bestowed upon us by a local barrister. Hopefully, by next week we will have acquired some fish.

Interest in our school is growing throughout the community. Every day, we arrive at school and are immediately buffeted by the deluge of inquires concerning admission. Anxious parents, although routinely unyielding of their sympathies, ogle a viable colloquium for their children, and breathe a collective sigh of relief as we manifest our proven techniques to quench their children’s chasmal need for proper guidance.

Expectations mounting, our futures solidify in anticipation of the many months of accruement of wisdom. Visions and echoes of joy emanate from these hallowed walls. Our respective auras intensify and illuminate the dark tunnel before us, as we wait until August 20, 2007 for the first day of school.